It's My Birfday!

 Hi, it's me, um, Klu!

Today is April 1st, and it's my birfday! My birfday has always been on April Fools Day, ever since I got born. 

One of my birfday presents was a new bike helmet. I outgrewed my old one cuz my head got bigger. Here's a picture of me wearin' one of my birfday presents this morning. I'm wearin' Big Mummy's giveaway prize too. You can see it on my tummy - the moon and star pendant. (If you want to enter her giveaway, you can click HERE, but do it later, 'kay, when you're done readin' my blog.) If you win the giveaway, it'll be kinda like your birfday too!

The reason I was wearing my new birfday helmet was cuz me and Big Mummy rode to Pure Bliss to get my birfday cake! Sometimes I ride my own bike, but today I rode on the back of Big Mummy's bike. Here's a bideo before we left. I'm on the back of Big Mummy's bike. You should watch my bideo.

Here's a picture of how I hang on when we're going really fast.

Pure Bliss is my most favorite place in the world. They have lots of cakes. I always get the Chocolate Bliss Cake. It's the best cake. Here's a  bideo of me pointing at the Chocolate Bliss Cake. (I didn't ruhlly need to do some pointin' cuz Big Mummy already knew which cake I wanted. I always get the Chocolate Bliss Cake.)

Sometimes we sit on the pink sofas and eat our cake, but today we took it home. But I wanted to look at it first. Here's a poto of me doin' some lookin' at my Chocolate Bliss Cake on the pink sofa before we took it home.

I got a striped candle too.

I wanted to look at my cake again when we got home, but Big Mummy said I just needed to put it in the fridge. Here's a picture of me wishin' I could look at my cake again.

Now I gotta do some waitin' till after dinner. Here's me doin' some waiting till after dinner so I can eat my cake.

Don't forget to sign up for Big Mummy's giveaway. Now you can do it cuz you read my whole blog. You can click HERE.

Love,

Klu the Bear

Did You Ever Do the Scariest Thing EVER?

Hi, it's me, Klu.

Did you ever do the scariest thing EVER? I did the scariest thing EVER today. I did a live bideo on Instagram. And I even let the kids be in my live bideo. Here's my live bideo:

The bideo is all about my Big Mummy's collection. The other kids did some modelin' of the jools in the collection. They were 'cited 'bout doin' some modelin'. We did some practicin' before we started the live bideo, but it still made my hands sweat. You never know what a duck or a pig is gonna do, you know?

In case you can't see the jools very good when the other kids are doin' some modelin', here's the 'fficial picture of them.

Her collection is gonna do some droppin' pretty soon. That means you can do some buyin'. If you want to be the first to know when her collection does some droppin', you should sign up for her email list. Here's where you sign up for her email list:

Sign Up Here!

 Love,

Klu the Bear

PS. If you sign up, you'll be entered in her giveaway drawing too.

Darsie Did a Bad Thing

 Hi, um, it's me, Klu the Bear!

Me and Darsie were outside just now, and we were s'posed to be filmin' somethin' for my Big Mummy. She's doin' somethin' called droppin' a collection. A collection is a bunch of jools she made all at once. Droppin' a collection is makin' your fans wait until a certain day before you can buy them. Big Mummy says it makes it more 'citing, like a birfday present.

Here's a picture of Darsie playin' with the collection. She wasn't s'posed to be playin' with the collection, but she's a little kid, you know, and sometimes little kids do stuff they're not s'posed to.

We were tryin' to figure out how to film Darsie droppin' the collection, but she wasn't bein' very coop'rative. She's my little sister and she's my most fav'rite duck in the whole world, but sometimes she's not very coop'rative, you know. Big Mummy was tryin' to figure out where she could drop the collection from, cuz she didn't want the collection doin' some bouncin' on the concrete. 

When we weren't lookin', Darsie took one of the wolf-howling-at-the-moon pendants and climbed up on the steps with it.

Then she did some droppin' for real, not pretend.

Here's a picture after Darsie did some droppin' for real. You can see one of the wolf-howling-at-the-moon pendants between the cracks of the steps.

Big Mummy gave Darsie a scoldin' for playin' with the collection, then we got down on our hands and knees to crawl under the stairs. Here's a picture of the stairs.

Then we made a terrible 'scovery. Here's a picture of us makin' a terrible 'scovery.

We 'scovered that the insde of the bottom steps are all boxed in. Darsie dropped the collection into the box.

So Big Mummy gave Darsie an even bigger scoldin' and made her have time out. And we got out the hammer and the pry thingie. Here's a picture of Darsie in time out and me helpin' Big Mummy do some pryin'.

After Big Mummy fished the wolf-howling-at-the-moon pendant out from all the spiders and we hammered the steps back together, she didn't feel like filmin' Darsie droppin' the collection. But if you want to know more 'bout the collection and when it's gonna drop (that means everything will be on the website and you can buy them), you should sign up for our email list. You'll be entered to win the giveaway prize too! (That's kind of like getting a birfday present, you know.)

Love,

Klu the Bear

Do You Ever Feel D'jected?

 Hi, it's me, um, Klu the Bear. Did you ever feel really d'jected? This is a poto of me feelin' d'jected cuz I did a dumb thing.

I was gonna make a bideo 'bout helpin' my Big Mummy make a jool and do some hammerin', but instead I had to make a bideo 'bout bein' d'jected. You can watch my bideo here:

Did you ever do a mistake and get d'jected? Maybe you could leave a comment and tell me 'bout it.

Love,

Klu the Bear

Do You Like Giveaways?

 Hi, um, I'm Klu the Famous Bloggin' Bear! Huh huh, that's funny. I'm a Bloggin' Bear again! I like doin' some bloggin'.

And I ruhlly like makin' some bideos. In this bideo, I show you the cord Big Mummy made for me to wear her giveaway prize. I can only wear the giveaway prize when I'm doin' some modelin' for a bideo. 

You could win the giveaway prize if you sign up! In the bideo, I tell you to type 'giveaway' but that just works on Instagram. Here's the link where you can sign up:

SIGN UP HERE!

Here's a picture of me wearin' the giveaway prize. I didn't know Big Mummy took this picture.

I'm wearin' it on my new cord. If you watched the bideo, you know what I mean.

Love,

Klu the Bear

PS. If you win the giveaway prize, Big Mummy will ask you how long a cord you want. We won't make you wear it on my cord. It might not go around your neck.

Wilbsie Doin' Some Modelin' with Rings on her Trotters

 Hi, um, it's me, Klu the Bear. 

We just did a poto-shoot of some rings Big Mummy just made. Two of the rings were too small to go on my hand-paws, so I 'cruited Wilbsie to be my fashion model. Wilbsie is my sister and she's a pink pig. She got ruhlly 'cited 'bout being my fashion model. 

We went out in the sunshine to find a good place for our poto-shoot. We put the two small rings on her front trotters and the big ring on one of her back trotters. (The big ring is the same one that I'm wearing in my new pr'fessional headshot.) Just then Darsie came out and got mad cuz she wanted to be a fashion model too. She did some ruhlly loud mwackin' and squawkin'. I said we could have two fashion models, but the rings didn't fit on Darsie's wingtips. Or her big orange webbed feet. Not even the biggest ring. So I said I was just gonna have Wilbsie be my fashion model. Darla got mad and pouted. (You can see her in the back of the poto, doin' some poutin'. She's sitting funny, with her big orange webbed foot goin' sideways. You can see why even the biggest ring didn't fit.)

It's kinda hard to take potos of Big Mummy's joolry on a fashion model. That's what I 'scovered today. Sometimes the joolry looked okay but the fashion model looked like she was skeert.

Other times the fashion model looked really cute but the jools were all blurry.

I even tried to take a bideo when the fashion model was bein' really cute, but most of the jools came out blurry.

But finally we got the best picture ever. 

We took a closeup too, so you can see how pretty Big Mummy's rings are.

You can't buy these rings from Big Mummy quite yet. She's doin' a thing called a launch. A launch is when she makes lots of jools and shows you pictures of them so you can see how pretty are, but you're not 'llowed to buy them. You have to wait. Then one day, she lets you buy all of them at once. She says it's so that you get 'cited and it feels like waiting for your birfday presents. You can find out what day is gonna be her launch (kinda like your birfday) if you sign up for her email list. You also get entered in her giveaway and I send you a welcome bideo with a code for a discount. (I can't tell you the code - you have to sign up and watch my bideo.) You can sign up here.

I think I'm ready to post my blog now.

Love,

Klu the Famous Bloggin' Bear

PS. A long time ago, Wilbsie had a crush on Maxwell. You can read about Wilbie's crush on Maxwell here. I don't know if she still has a crush on Maxwell, because we haven't seen him in a long time. I think it made her feel squiggly inside when he said 'EEEEEEEEeeeeeeeeeee! Pure...adrenaline.' 

Tip for Cleanin' Some Jools

 Hi, um, it's me, Klu the Bear!

This is the first time I wrote a new post on my blog in a ruhlly long time. I've been too busy filmin' some bideos for my Big Mummy. If you didn't find out already, I'm Big Mummy's new spokes-bear for her joolry! Here's my new headshot when I'm bein' her spokes-bear:

You can see I'm wearin' some of her bling in my photo.

But I'm s'posed to be writing this blog to tell you 'bout the bideo we just filmed. We just filmed a tip 'bout cleanin' dirty joolry. You can watch my tip here:

If you like my tip, you should follow us on Instagram: @MagicCarpetJewelry. We're gonna have more good tips 'bout your jools, and also I'm gonna film Wilbsie wearin' some rings on her trotters.

Um, that's all.

Love,

Klu the Bear